"Having gay parents must be horrible. You either get twice the amount of dad jokes, or get stuck in an infinite loop of “go ask your mom.”
"To those accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression"
“Darling girl, when all else fails…join the circus.”
"Si no hay amor que no haya nada entonces"
“Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize’. Except at a funeral.”
"A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one breast and one testicle."